Merry Christmas everyone
from Ray the Blind Dog
|I am completely and deeply offended that you do not
want me to assist with the decorating
|This is AWESOME.
I think we should always have a tree here.
|Hmmm hmmm hmmm. Hmm hmm hmmm
jingle all the way…
|…oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
|You don't like Jingle Bells? I know others.
|Ahhhhhh. I love my couch. SO MUCH
|Do you want the shoe? Do ya punk?
|Then come and get it
|I don't know why, but I'm feeling a bit creeped out.
|I'm waiting for the next presidential race to run again.
|You're in my spot, dog.
|Guess I'll just have to settle for something MUCH more comfortable
|Ahhhhhh, I love my other couch. SO much
|And then the first cat said to the other cat "But that's not a mousie,
that's a vole!"
|What? Haven't you ever seen a dog sleeping with a cat before?
|there's someone watching me….
|….do dee do dee do. I'll just pretend that I don't know