New on the runway this winter, a sniffing sweater, designed specifically for the sniffing dog. This repurposed knitwear, made from a felted celtic knit sweater (size immense), adds a dashing touch to any hound dog's wardrobe. Although designed specifically for sniff-wear this sweater can also be worn while peeing on trees, posts, and clumps of grass. No fashionable hound's wardrobe will be complete without one.
(Ray to grass) "Hey, didn't you used to live in my back yard?"
You're not going to take my picture peeing are you?
Nobody can see me in this, right?