Um. I don't know how they got here,
but I wish you'd move them,
I keep tripping over them.
Ray had been in my closet, rummaging through my shoes. I caught him walking out of the bedroom with BOTH of my winter boots in his mouth (they weigh a ton!), kind of like a person sneaking upstairs carrying shoes in hand so as not to wake anyone.
By the time I picked up my camera and took a picture he was looking at me like "What? They were just sitting there. Really!"