"What are you doing kissing a Phillies fan, Ray?" he said as he read the logo on the back of her sweatshirt.
"It's not like he knew she was a Phillies fan," I said in defense of my dog. "It's not like he can read. He is blind y'know."
"That's true," said Gregg somewhat contritely. "And it could be worse. She coulda been a Yankees fan."