Thursday, March 14, 2013

NEWS FLASH -- Ray the Blind Dog Abandons Bone

In an unprecedented display, Ray the Blind Dog, a self-proclaimed rawhide bone lover, abandoned his favorite toy for the newer, more exciting treat-ball
Despite some initial misgivings on the part of Ray's person, the hound has shown himself to be a Genius Dog in the treat-extraction arena. However, treat-enjoyment has presented itself as something of a challenge to the dog because of that 'whole blind thing.' In the thrill of the chase, random treats are passed over and left abandoned on the carpet to be spotted and pointed out by Ray's caddy. The caddy is also responsible for rescuing the stray and stuck ball.
Ray's person, Jean, considers bone-abandonment to be a temporary aberration on the part of the noted rawhide-bone connoisseur.
When questioned, Jean said, "Ray went outside this morning to get his bone, but then he just dropped it on the carpet, left it, and went to play with the treat-ball. I was stunned! I think he'll come back to rawhide, though. I mean, it's not like you can play keep-away around the coffee table with a plastic cube!"
Ray the Blind Dog declined to comment on his recent obsession.

Caddy!
Caddy!
Caddy!
Oh sorry, didn't realize you were right there. 
Caddy!
Caddy!

8 comments:

  1. How does it feel to caddy for such a famous hound?

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    1. The pay's not that great, but the benefits are good.

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  2. Bwahaha! Next to RAY, my favorite dog blog is http://wethreedoxies.blogspot.com/# and it's hilarious, because the very same day you posted about buying Ray this cube, Puddles posted about a homemade one he received from a friend - ck it out :) I should make one!

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    1. Well, that would definitely be cheaper! Let me know how it works with a dog bigger than a doxie.

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  3. It was the entry before today's, I think...

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  4. Still loving them captions - surely you could work for a media org thinking up poignant (pungnant?) headlines

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  5. Ray abandons a bone?! Now that was an attention grabbing headline for sure. I love the picture and caption of "oh sorry, didn't realize you were right there" - that's familiar!

    Keep chasing that treat dispenser Ray!

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