Tuesday, June 4, 2013

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MONKEY BUTT III

A tragic tale of one dog's descent into the pain and embarrassment of Monkey Butt.

Watch as a happy-go-lucky hound goes 


from THIS... 



TO THIS



EXPERIENCE THE LIES...

No, I wasn't licking it.

THE AGONY...
WHY me? Why ANYONE?

and the HUMILIATION
No... no... no. Please don't look at me.
















Thrill to the DRAMA -- experience the harrowing 3-hour drive into a storm to purchase a bottle of Herbal Doggy Spritzer.
Ache at the PATHOS -- watch the poor, afflicted, blind dog try to navigate with a flotation device around his neck.
Enjoy the HUMOR -- see the shaving of the hindquarters by a kindly neighbor on the front lawn.


Hear what the critics are saying:
I thought this was going to be good,
 but turns out it was just about a stupid dog licking himself.

I usually like movies about dogs, but this was just gross.

Rated I for itchy.

7 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ray, you crazy guy.
    I found out today is Hug Your Cat Day. Looks like Hugo and Moonie could benefit.
    ~MfT

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  2. Now that was a total laugh out loud update from start to finish, the characters are believable, the story so true to life and the screenplay hilarious....can't wait for the sequel .... ;]

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  3. Cooper, Chat NoirJune 4, 2013 at 6:49 PM

    Raymond, see what you get for sneaking up on house panther and yelling BOO! You get to wear the floatation device all the time now! For Hugo....He laughed first and you laughed last, enjoy!

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  4. Love it! We think the leading man is soooo handsome. (poor Ray)

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  5. I am glad the BBFC have banned this heinous movie on the grounds of "likely to cause full scale rioting at the sight of the abject humiliation of a global icon". For my part I posted a flu virus to the director

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    1. That makes you an international criminal!
      I'll get you for this Murray!!!!! (shakes fist in air)

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